How to tell if you're Polish

by Paweł Stachura

One in a series of culture tests from around the world. Author bio pending...

If you're Polish... Politicians are bad... but no longer evilIt's a beautiful world, in theoryNext time we'll choose our liberators better"Call me Ishmael." "MAM NA IMIE ISHMAEL!"We need some mountains round this countryAustrians probably don't like us eitherIt's not a handout for me, I earned itSpace and time