Not The DFC

By popular request... a page I had up when Spinnwebe was down (and back when it had a black background).

It has come to our attention that some of you people are really sick, and need the DFC as an outlet. As a public service, then, we feel obligated to provide this Substitute Not The DFC Page. Select any of the fine alternatives below.

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The Dysfunctional Beetle Bailey

"I haven't seen that much silicon since Omaha Beach."
"Forget about her and tell me about yourself, big boy."

Le Tintin Dysfonctionnel

"It's a dilemma, Snowy. I like knickerbockers-- I think they're a good look for me. But dammit, I'm not getting laid."

The Functional Robert Crumb

"Actually the rich and the fundies had it right all along. What's important is to make money and love the Lord."

It's just not the same, is it?

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