How to tell if you're Chinese

The authors are the English class at the Suzhou branch of Agile Software Co. They are an active, high-efficiency team of twelve software engineers whose interests may include any of the following: fighting software bugs, smoking Cuban cigars, eating American chocolate, trying out new hairstyles on each other, playing badminton and ping pong, holding majiang competitions, drinking large bottles of Tsingtao, and watching TV. And, of course, not speaking Chinese during English class.

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